Revenge Of The Petites

Revenge of the Petites took inspiration from Revenge of the Nerds and other '80s coming-of-age comedies where misfits defeat popular kids. It's hard to believe an adorable girl like Marie McCray could be unpopular, but she's apparently too "petite." Beauty standards are a real bitch.

Marie's a porcelain-skinned natural redhead with the red bush to prove it, and a trim figure with beautiful natural boobs. After she's late for a final exam, her professor gives her 24 hours to write a 1,000-word essay on what she learned in college. Her best friend, Skin Diamond, encourages her to think back on college life and just write what happened.

Freshman Marie drags Skin into pledging Theta House, the slutty popular girls' sorority led by their childhood enemy Vanessa Cage. Never intending to let them in, Vanessa makes them sixty-nine each other for "initiation" and broadcasts it all over campus. Following that humiliation, Marie and Skin find strength in numbers with Alpha Tau Kappa, a sorority known as the Petites. These girls are much friendlier but just as horny, and when they hear that Skin's never had an orgasm, Katie St. Ives and Ashley Jane give Skin and Marie a lesson in using an ice cream scoop as a dildo.

This sizzling foursome is interrupted when Thetas Celeste Star and Sativa Verte come to warn them that Vanessa plans to ruin their party that night. Petite Zoey Kush has been doing Vanessa's bidding in futile hopes of becoming a Theta. She rats Celeste and Sativa out to Vanessa and then tries to back out, but Vanessa intimidates her into sticking with the plan. That night, nobody shows up to the Petites' party; they're at Theta House having an orgy. Ashley checks email to find out why their party is dead and finds she was accidentally included in Zoey's mass email saying the Petites' party was moved to Theta House.

Vanessa's bitchery leads Celeste to quit Theta and join the Petites, while Zoey begs forgiveness. The Petites are reluctant, but Celeste knows Vanessa well and Zoey is a woman scorned, so they're effective weapons in this sorority war.

Eventually most of the Thetas leave to join the Petites. Marie's crush Seth Dickens dumps Vanessa and gives Marie a booty call. Ashley plays light bondage games with Leilani Leeanne and Riley Reid. Hayden Hawkens indulges in footplay with Skin and Zoey. Celeste and Sativa have one-on-one time. Back at Theta House, remaining sisters Dani Daniels and Cassandra Nix soothe Vanessa's ego with sexual healing. These scenes are cut into a montage, but it works.

When Vanessa finds out who was responsible for the pranks against her, she visits the Petites looking for a fight. Celeste challenges the Thetas to battle them in a car wash that Saturday. Seth happens to be there with Marie and he's disgusted that she stooped to the Thetas' level. Will the Petites win? Can Marie get Seth back? Watch and see!

Classic porn's cinematic movie style with shorter, more natural sexual interludes is back in fashion. This works perfectly for Revenge of the Petites, handled brilliantly by first-time director Harry Sparks. Even though it's plot driven, there's also plenty of fucking and some orgies that would make ancient Greeks smile. With plenty of lesbian and boy/girl sex using hot performers, high nostalgia factor, and cute sex comedy hijinks, Revenge of the Petites isn't a parody, but a refreshing pornified tribute to a beloved comedy series. It has the makings of a porn classic.